Despite the fact that I'm on the straight and narrow these days I was asked to leave Barneys because I was using my iPhone to take photos to post to India, where my wife waits patiently for me to get a goddam job. I have to admit I got a bit peeved being as how I used to shoot dope in their LA store with their blessing.
"Do you know who I am?" I asked.
"Not here" she said.
(I didn't buy anything)
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